The following consist of a list of ten gifts that you should never give a friend, family member or partner for Christmas.
- Fake Gucci bag, belt, hat or sun glasses been sold on Flatbush and Jamaica avenue (new york)
- A twelve pack of bath soap from Costco, Walmart or Target.
- The bootleg or original copy of Bounty Killer’s most recent album or mix tape of his greatest hits in 2008. (nothing jolly about that.)
- A Copy of Macka Diamond’s book titled “Bun Him”
- Vybz Kartel’s instructional dvd and audio tape on how to build lean muscle and maintain a healthy weight. (funny.)
- A “99 cents” post card with the price printed on the back.
- “Chia Pet” flower pots. (I’m sure that most of you have seen the Infomercials on late night television.)
- “Diamond like” costume jewelry with a certificate of authenticity.
- The English translation of Elephant Man’s songs. (Imagine ele’ singing those songs in “standard” english.)
- And lastly, a picture greeting card of dancehall diva “Spice” dressed as one of Santa’s little helpers.
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